Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Look Out Bud Select 55! There's a new water flavored alcohol on the market - It's called Air.

Water - infused with alcohol. Why didn't I think of that!? Thank you, makers of Air.

I'm not sure what to think about this one. But if what you're telling me is that Air has just created a "tonic" that has alcohol in it so I can add even more alcohol to my vodka drinks, then slap me on the bum and call me Shirley. I love it! Adding tonic, soda water or simply water to alcohol is WEAK. It looks like Air is upping the ante on all your favorite mixers, and I for one am elated.

Or think about this - it's 2am, you're getting really toasty, but you don't want to take your foot off the gas pedal until the sun comes up - pop open a can of Air to slow the downward spiral a bit. I used to drink Select 55 for that, but now I have Air. I'm going to start taking a bunch of "Refreshingly Original" photos and post 'em to their Facebook page. I've gotta get a ticket to one of these parties.

They say: Water just got more exciting. Bullshit! Life just got more intoxicating... You can't live without Air.