Saturday, July 20, 2013

Honey, I'm heading down to the "Breastaraunt" for a couple beers... yes, I'm serious.

Ok. I've trademarked a lot of goofy things. But, this one (tank) tops them all. According to a recent article on MSN Money, Doug Guller, owner of Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill, has officially trademarked the word "breastaraunt."


Guller says he wants to "take back the derogatory term," according to CultureMap Houston. As the country's cleavage-and-chicken-wings industry continues to grow, Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill is staking its claim as America's only Breastaraunt.

This has to have Hooter's, Tilted Kilt and all those other reputable chicken joints shaking in their heels... which I wouldn't mind seeing.

Honestly, I didn't realize there was anything "derogatory" about the concept. Nor did I realize that "Breastaraunt" was actually a term people were using. But, I applaud it ... them ... whatever.

As long as they serve cold beer, I'm buying.

Cheers to the Breastaraunt! Without you, I wouldn't have to lie to my wife about where I'm going to watch the game.