Free Beer for a Free Spirit ... #SolTies

I've been waiting for the day this drawer full of ties would pay off ...

Thanks to Sol, my free spirit is finally being rewarded. I would gladly trade any one of these for a frosty cold one. Now all I have to do is travel to London with a suitcase full of ties. Cheers!

Rejoice! The "Beer Belly" is just a myth!!!

You're not fat because you drink beer. You're fat because you're lazy. Finally! The truth comes out. Now, I don't have to feel so bad about partaking in my favorite libation. Granted, I've lost an excuse for why I'm carrying an extra 20 lbs. around with me, but who cares. It's not beer's fault. And, for that I'm happy. Obviously I'm not happy that I'm overweight. I'm happy that beer doesn't have to take the fall.

A new report by someone who does scientific things says that wine is much, much worse for you than beer (which is cause for concern, since I drink wine too ... but I digress). And orange juice is even worse that wine! And, that's a fruit.

Beer has fewer calories per 100ml than wine, spirits, and even orange juice, it is claimed. 

“Unfortunately beer has this image as a high-calorie, high-fat drink,” Dr O’Sullivan told The Times. “It is very unfair.” 

The report “Beer & calories; a scientific review” points out that the drink contains vitamins, fibre, and antioxidants and minerals such as silicon which may help to lower your risk of osteoporosis. 

Look at that - vitamins, fibre, antioxidants and minerals ... beer is like a health drink. Throw out the Green Tea. I'm drinking beer.

Check out the full article from The Telegraph, here. It's even in their Health section. Now, I may be jumping to conclusions here, but for me that's all I need to know...

BEER IS HEALTHY. SCIENCE PROVED IT.

T-shirt idea? Maybe. I'll be wearing mine in an Xtra-Small, because with the way I drink I'll be shedding the lbs. fast as lightning.



Cheers!

The Official Beer Glove Crew 

Beery Cool, Beer Labels

What should I get for that everyone on my shopping list?

"Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well."

I think this says it all.

Who says you can't mix beer and religion?

Or was the saying you can't mix religion and politics? I'm not sure. Maybe it was you can't mix religion and weather? In any case, I do enjoy the idea of praying for beer. I also think that Jesus would've been one heck of a beer pong player. 

A Sign of Good Times

I love the small print: "cans and kegs also work in a pinch." 

I concur. From our home to yours, let's drink. 

Irish Baby

(I'm just assuming this baby is Irish. I have no real proof.)

Look Out Bud Select 55! There's a new water flavored alcohol on the market - It's called Air.

Water - infused with alcohol. Why didn't I think of that!? Thank you, makers of Air.

I'm not sure what to think about this one. But if what you're telling me is that Air has just created a "tonic" that has alcohol in it so I can add even more alcohol to my vodka drinks, then slap me on the bum and call me Shirley. I love it! Adding tonic, soda water or simply water to alcohol is WEAK. It looks like Air is upping the ante on all your favorite mixers, and I for one am elated.

Or think about this - it's 2am, you're getting really toasty, but you don't want to take your foot off the gas pedal until the sun comes up - pop open a can of Air to slow the downward spiral a bit. I used to drink Select 55 for that, but now I have Air. I'm going to start taking a bunch of "Refreshingly Original" photos and post 'em to their Facebook page. I've gotta get a ticket to one of these parties.

They say: Water just got more exciting. Bullshit! Life just got more intoxicating... You can't live without Air.